The Pros and Cons of British Press
We’re starting to read press and online responses to The Pros and Cons of Eating Out . . .
The first review that we received was a resounding five out of five in Artrocker magazine:
“It’s like taking Noah and the Whale, mistreating them in a grotty cellar for four years and forcing them to listen to nothing other than white noise and screaming cats. As a result, each song on the record smacks of carnage, chaos and evil genius… a twisted masterpiece of confusing tempos, mammoth choruses and venomous lyrics that combine in haste to drag you down into the darkest corners of life.”
The Leeds Guide swiftly followed suit with a four out of five assessment:
“It’s the sound of a lonely soul set on fire by a baying mob of heretics. It’s the sound of grubby fingers on an antique piano. It’s the sound of grittiness, gak and the fear. It’s a good sound though, provided you have the stomach for such squiffy salubriousness.”
Elsewhere in the mainstream press, the reviewer for Uncut magazine seemed unconvinced, labelling the album “plodding polka punk” and dismissing Mr Crook as “just a naughty boy”. We had to chuckle at that… cue lots of “He’s not the Messiah” jokes. (We’ll show you a rejected album cover idea one day – he very nearly was!)
NME didn’t seem to know what to make of things, bemoaning the fact that by not fitting into any particular ‘scene’, Mr Crook is always “the lone wolf at the back of the pack”. We loved the description of “enraged musings on the human condition delivered with Crook’s inimitable spitting tongue” but were somewhat mystified by the conclusion that the album is “introverted bedroom listening”.
Grassroots online reviewers seemed less concerned by subtleties of genre. Punk Rock Ist Nicht Tot gave it four out of five:
“… aimed at the dark underbelly of the human psyche, sometimes romantic and ocasionally introspective but always sharp as a tack, musically it veers wildly from soft ballad to violently chaotic, sometimes in the same song… a remarkably cohesive album and the different styles and influences within only serve to make it a more captivating and breathtaking listen.”
Over at Garsdale Spartak, Chris Lilly focuses on the band’s musicianship:
“there’s pots and pans and hubcaps being bashed everywhere, and chaos and noise and wild, and then there’s a guitar coming out of the riot that is filigree and bell-like and truly beautiful… They all support and sustain Lupen’s phenomenal song-writing, angsty, visionary, compelling. It isn’t always comfortable in his world, but it’s never dull.”
On Creative Boom*, Andrew Day presents a lengthy and perceptive analysis of the album’s themes:
“A ragged, eloquent album that rages, despairs, lusts and ultimately finds an uneasy solace in the understanding arms of friends, lovers and fellow misfits… more than anything, this is an album born of a gang mentality sense of community and of a growing sense of artistic maturity.”
We’ve also spotted a couple of album launch gig reviews. Ben Homewood, writing for The Fly magazine, was impressed by last Friday night at The Flowerpot:
“There is much to admire in Lupen Crook, unconcerned by the industry’s vacuity, they are a throwback to a time before blogs, hype and fashion ruled the roost. A proper Friday night out.”
Punk Rock Ist Nicht Tot were back for more at the Medway album launch:
“Tonight the more intricate folk aspect of Lupen Crook’s songs takes a back seat in favour of the more energetic punk element for the live experience. That’s not a bad thing though, the set is electric and the band are on fire.”
More to come, we hope! If you’re one of the online reviewers we sent the album to a few weeks ago, be sure to let us know when you’ve published your thoughts.
* a week or so after this was published, Creative Boom took the decision to delete its regional hubs and so this review is no longer online. Instead, click the link provided for a screenshot of the review, then right-click / ctrl-click and save to your own computer to be able to read it properly.














