‘The Pros and Cons….‘ has been out for a month now, and so I’ve gathered up some of the different front cover designs that were considered. From 30 second sketches, a result of immediate brain dumping, to more considered examples that eventually led Tom, Antje and myself to the final and finished artwork. I could think of no reason to keep them locked away…
…. If there was one thing that I wanted more than anything in regards to the artwork for this album, it was the presence of colour, and lots of it. Iscariot the Ladder had been a troubled and bleak period in our history, and so the artwork had naturally reflected this. We set about making this album with far more enthusiasm and drive, a do or die agreement between myself and the Langridge brothers. We had gained our independence, and capturing the personalities of our friendships was as important as anything else. Self funded with what each of us could scrape together, we recorded when we could manage the cost, and each session was taken to its natural conclusion without restraint. It stands as both a document of my personal frame of mind, but perhaps more importantly, an album conceived through a shared desire to capture the fury and fond frustrations that had bubbled between us for some time. Unlike previous albums, the artwork for this record was only undertaken after the albums completion.
Click on the Thumbnails to see complete image. Enjoy or destroy as you see fit. CroOK. xxx



Above are some intial ideas, very rough brain dumps, and below are a set of photographs by Sara Norling. I met Sara in Medway during the early part of this year, and whilst discussing far grander plans, we wandered through Medway, brain storming, ceasing random opportunities and taking shots along the way. Always playing with idea of ‘eating out’, down the scum ridden alleys of Chatham Town, squatting the backyards of the resturants along the Dirty Mile, to one memorable occasion where I found myself half naked in the Medway river, stuggling to keep ever so slightly afloat whilst balancing puzzle pieces on my eyelids. A beautiful set of photographs, some kept natural as they were seen by her eye, others I’ve bastardised with crude computer effects.



Below are collaborations with Jenny Hardcore, whose ‘tarred and feathered’ photograph was thrown into the mix, and a very rough design where I abused her originals – incorporating magazine cut outs, paint, puzzle pieces and all sorts else. Seperate to this, during the summer, having been ‘inspired’ by the title and themes of ‘The Pros and Cons of Eating Out’, Jenny also presented a set of beautiful photographs taken at her studio in Camden, which I then incorporated into front cover potentials.


My first mock up of the broken Heart design is below, which after a suggestion by Hg, led Lucy Langridge and I to replace the standard cutlery with something ‘Crooked’. The Crooked Cutlery came to feature part of the final exterior cover and also the focus of the boxsets. Other variations I played around with are also shown.


Very late in the day, two things occured. I’ve always thought that when you feel close to getting the right design, it’s never a bad idea to create something that opposes it completely, something entirely different, less any of the tricks or characteristics that have attached to your vision during the course. It pits your wits against each other, and the stronger image, or more relevant design will normally reveal itself. These two designs came from that train of thought. I created a very rough mock up of something I may still explore more seriously in the future. It’s a take on Rene Magritte’s ‘The Lovers’, plastic shopping bags replace the rich disguise of the original individuals. I actually wanted my daughter Matilda and Bob’s son Levy to sport these plastic shopping bags whilst engaging in love’s first kiss, for I felt it would be a more potent image, however that idea posed certain problems, potential issues, reasons which are obvious. What is shown here is as far as I’ve taken the idea – for now at least (evil cackle). Secondly, during yet another change of address, I discovered an unfinished painting by The MRS, which I took to my own conclusion, and which stands, perhaps, as the last collaboration deserving of the moniker MRS CROOK.

When Tom and I finally decided that the painting ‘Medway STD’, which was exhibited in 2009 alongside other works by myself and The MRS, was the right image to form the inner front cover of this album, Tom and I played around with many experimental alternatives just to make damn sure we were on the right track. Two of these are shown below. Aside from these experiments, one other cover does exist, a photograph that very nearly made an appearence on the inner CD digi pack. In the nick of time I was informed that it couldn’t and shouldn’t be used, neither can it be shown here – seems that it falls slightly outside of the law, and a certain someone could likely lose their job.

Anyway, just thought I’d share a little bit of the creative processes that have been chewed over during the past 6 or so months prior to the album’s release.